What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam?

A turk.

What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA