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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What do you call a movie producer that gives you more detail than you really wanted?

TMI Burton.

What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

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Which NBA team likes McDonald's the most?

Denver Nuggets

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.