What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

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Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals?

The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.