What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)