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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

What do you call ten white folks on a bench?

The NBA