There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.
No-stalgia.
Not being in the Paralympics
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.
None, they only screw playoff games.
The NBA
