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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

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What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

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How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head