Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.