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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What's a good place for water-skiing?

A sloped lake.

Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Some-where over the rain-bow... Weigh a pie.

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.