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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

What's the difference between the Olympic long distance race and the Paralympic long distance race?

A lap

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What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

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Where's the best place to apologise to someone?

Surrey.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

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What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.