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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

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Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.