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What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

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What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

Who remembers the 2016 presidential race?

Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

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How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.