Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
Lots of training.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Just for the halibut.
The fact you love it.
Because Missouri loves company
I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.
By opening the car door.
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!
Bigfoot is occasionally sighted
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
