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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What does love mean to a tennis player?

Nothing

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.