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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

And I have few friends in real life.

When Shall We Meet Again?

By Miles Apart

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why did the tin man go to hell?

Because he's a sinner.

What's the hottest album in hell right now?

Views from the 666

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks