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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it!

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any