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How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!