What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?

Giddy up horsey!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

Checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

How do you make a Giraffe go to war?

You Giraffed it