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What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today