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What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

What did one frog say.to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

He was undercover *!*

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why will we never know if Rick James was bald?

Rogaine is a hell of a drug.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!