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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Hard Feeling Jokes More Hard Feeling Jokes

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What do you call a failed resistance?

Ohmless