What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments