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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

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Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What do you call a preacher with an erection?

A firm believer

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!