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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it dark in Skeletor's castle?

Because He-Man has the power.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

Hard Feeling Jokes More Hard Feeling Jokes

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...