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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the wizards wife have hickeys on her neck?

Because he was a neck-romancer....

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!

Hard Feeling Jokes More Hard Feeling Jokes

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.