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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.

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Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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No hard feelings.

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Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

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FIXED

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.