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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

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Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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No hard feelings.

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What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

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It was raining cats and dogs

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.