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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

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What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.