Castrate Jokes

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.