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Castrate Jokes

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is worse than a dog howling at the moon?

Two dogs howling at the moon.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What would be a good dating site for rednecks?

MyHeritage.com

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating

Kentucky Jokes More Kentucky Jokes

How did the guy from Kentucky find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

What do a drunken cat and the pope have in common?

They're both Catholics.

Jaw Jokes More Jaw Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.