Castrate Jokes

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What did the animal control officer ask the Hawaiian dancer?

Hula the dogs out?

Hard Feeling Jokes More Hard Feeling Jokes

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

What's the best way to see yesterday's front page?

9GAG

Amish Jokes More Amish Jokes

Why did the Amish woman get pregnant?

Because she was seeing too many Mennonite.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Chin Jokes More Chin Jokes

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

What do you say to a depressed, overweight person?

Keep your chins up.