What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

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What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

How do I do that?

He asked. "Carefully" replied the vet.

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How do u castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin)

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.