What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

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What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

There are just too many pastabilities!