What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.