Hard Feeling Jokes

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Vet Jokes More Vet Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What does a dog get at the vet?

FIXED

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What would you find on a German fire truck?

Ladder-hosen

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A cramberry.

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.