No hard feelings.
Ten Tickles
You drop it on her twice.
A frog in a blender!
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Just receding.
An old man!
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Treason
Boy: If I tell you, will you sit on it
Polaroids.
Where my dogs at?
It's Alaska, don'Juneau.
I can maintain polite conversation.
It's just too hard.
