No hard feelings.
Because I think it makes perfect scents.
Because we're Snowedin.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
He had his reservations.
At the Howliday Inn!
They're afraid to unwind.
Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.
They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed
Because 7,10,11!
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Laika boss.
Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
Two days seems like a long time.
The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.
