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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Colin Kaepernick Jokes More Colin Kaepernick Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".