One stood for something
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
To die as a martyr.
Because they're meteor
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
Gary Glitters boots.
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
A "Minstrel".
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
There's a vas deferens.
The earth revolves around me.
They can't stand a Nickleback!
You can't hear an enzyme.
One's a phony buck.
