Colin Kaepernick Jokes

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do they say "Amen", not "Awomen"?

Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Martyr Jokes More Martyr Jokes

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."