One stood for something
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Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
Because black people can't read. Duh.
Get off at the next stop!
He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
To die as a martyr.
You stop laughing and shoot him again.
He resisted a rest.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
Auld Lang Swine.
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
The feet.
People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do
Gullibility
