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How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None, that is a hardware problem.

How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

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Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people?

Because they get jalapeo business.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*