How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).