How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Just one guy with a really weird fetish.

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How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo.

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Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

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