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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish