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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbult?

To get to the other side.