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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

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How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb?

None, political idealists can't change anything.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish