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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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The lightbulb works fine...

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5,6,7,8.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."