How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!