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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!