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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."