How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!