One stood for something
Old habits die hard
He died of liver failure. He took everything with a pinch of salt.
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
I believe in peace in our time
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
They just don't believe in labels.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
A Finnish line.
Because it was two-tired.
One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.
You get your job and your wife back.
Sheeran
When the big hand touches the little hand.
An chestra.
