Martyr Jokes

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What does the "B" Stand for in "Benoit B. Mandelbrot"?

Benoit B. Mandelbrot.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Colin Kaepernick Jokes More Colin Kaepernick Jokes
Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the chicken ate cement?

She laid a sidewalk!

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.