One stood for something
To die as a martyr.
It IS what it IS.
Rust-in-peace.
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
Nut and bolt
He had no leg to stand on.
Cryptic code.
The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :)... oh, wait.
Faint
He over 'd
Because they're both cauldron
The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::
OH NO!
Because women are at the wheel.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Apetheism
