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Martyr Jokes

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist?

To die as a martyr.

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a kid that stands up to bullies?

An ambulance.

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's angry most of the time and wants you to stick something hard in it?

An outlet

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up