What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

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What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist?

To die as a martyr.

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something