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Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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Why did the bicycle fall down?

Because it was two-tired.

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