Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

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What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.