I believe in peace in our time
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.
Because he was in de-Nile
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
Rust-in-peace.
