What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

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Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

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What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace