I believe in peace in our time
Ten tickles
Government bonds mature over time and earn money
I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Rust-in-peace.
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.