What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

How does a witch tell time?

With a witchwatch.

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Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.