What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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M'laise.

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M'laundry.

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We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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