Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.