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Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

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Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic