Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.