Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

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Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

What's the difference between a white story and a black story?

A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"