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What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you.