What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?