What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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Where did Es-car-go.

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.