What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him?

HIYAH!

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What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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A Merry Christmas to ewe

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