How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What did one angel say to the other?

Halo.

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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How does a French alcoholic greet someone?

Enchantr.

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)