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How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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Whoa- is that Elvis?

Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!