How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

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What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work?

Jahbless

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!