When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.
Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.
They ate the pizza before it was cool
His lips are moving.
Put it on my bill
The duck say when he bought lipstick?
