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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who wants lots of compensation?

Sue.

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What is Matthew McConaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.