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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.