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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

Because its the first date

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"