Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

What do you get when you subtract the date and time that Tony Stark built an AI from the current date and time?

The Age Of Ultron.