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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Who are these women?

Women working at 900 numbers.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.