What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Why was the four year old boy from Sierra Leone crying?

He was having a midlife crisis

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?

20 "Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.