Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me
You already have a wheelchair.
Oven mitts
Because they sing "hymns" not "hers"
Santa's little Elvis.
You washer and dryer.
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
