What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.