What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

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She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

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Where were the first French fries made?

In grease

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."