What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.