What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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FINNISH HYMN!

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She kept wetting the bed.

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In grease

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What are your intentions?

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