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What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

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What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me