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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Surname

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

Urge Jokes More Urge Jokes

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

Intention Jokes More Intention Jokes

What are your intentions with our daughter?

Uh I need someone to sing the girl parts of Grease songs with me

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

Dog Chase Car Jokes More Dog Chase Car Jokes

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.