The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Can I please get a drink
They don't want to!
An autumn-mobile.
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
Nothing, she's already been told twice.
They give their women awesome Dinar.
You cant-elope!
Cantaloupe
He wanted to chase the catfish!
They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Necrophilia.
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
