The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
INNUENDO!!!!!!!
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"
Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.
To avoid criticism and comparison.
Antelopes
They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
The urge to crack open a cold one
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
