What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

How many men escaped the destruction of Sodom?

A Lot.

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Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

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Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.