The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Robbin Hood
A seasoned traveller.
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
A. Trying to read a stucco wall.
Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.
Because they cantaloupe..
Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.
The urge to pop a cold one.
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
