The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
Tooth hurt-y.
The Czech engine light is always on.
They both don't drive tractors.
5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.
A knife.
Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!
Anteloping.
From chasing cars.
It chases parked cars!
The urge to crack open a cold one
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
