Necrophilia.
The urge to crack open a cold one
The urge to pop a cold one.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
When there's a sail on it.
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
Because they all live in de-Nile...
Because he was in de-Nile.
One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.
Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her
Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.
It popped a wheelie.
Hint: It's a dead giveaway.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
They coalesce
Because they cantaloupe..
