Necrophilia.
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The urge to crack open a cold one
The urge to pop a cold one.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
So he could see her crack....
They both want to crack open a cold one.
They were both caught with hands in their drawers.
JerkBait.
He didn't want no scrubs
Metro gnomes
Because they have their own scales.
Salmon en route
One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.
A rental car can go anywhere
Necrophilia
He was in The Nile
Because he was in de-nile.
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
