The urge to pop a cold one.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A guide to aging.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Cook-a-doodle-do!
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry
From chasing cars.
She became a sleeper agent
He was a pieromaniac.
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
My pop is bigger than yours!
It popped a wheelie.
The posters
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
When there's a sail on it.
The Amazon River actually has sails.
