Necrophilia.
The urge to crack open a cold one
The urge to pop a cold one.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?
Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!
At some point they turned into Mummys
What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!
The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit
It tastes better with jam.
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
An Inmate
