Necrophilia.
The urge to crack open a cold one
The urge to pop a cold one.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
The Nile
ANKH ANKH!!
What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."
Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken
Women Say the Darndest Things
To prove they can focus on two things at once.
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!
When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
Even if it is cold it's still good.
