The urge to pop a cold one.
Define "light bulb".
Someone that's outstanding in their field.
Impersonal pizza
Deep pan, crisp and even.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A guide to aging.
The Saus Age.
Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.
