Necrophilia.
Even if it is cold it's still good.
Necrophilia
The urge to crack open a cold one
When you get stiff before she does.
The urge to pop a cold one.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
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The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Someone that's outstanding in their field.
Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.
A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21
He's trying to age disgracefully!
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it
Pop, Lock & Drop It
