Necrophilia.
Even if it is cold it's still good.
Necrophilia
The urge to crack open a cold one
When you get stiff before she does.
The urge to pop a cold one.
The fact you love it.
Back on crack
Oh no, my ice cracked!
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
Hint: It's a dead giveaway.
They don't get better with age
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
A plastic parrot!
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
A cheesy pun.
Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)
An electron
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
