Necrophilia.
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Even if it is cold it's still good.
Necrophilia
The urge to crack open a cold one
When you get stiff before she does.
The urge to pop a cold one.
The Weasley twins
Tennish
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
Shaking Bad.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.
My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*
A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
A poison pen letter from the principal.
Try some sparkly earrings.
Pops.
You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
