How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

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What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.