What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.