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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

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How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out?

You can see the definition.

What is the definition of gross ignorance?

144 blondes.

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What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.