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What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

Where do programmers like to hangout?

The Foo Bar.

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What do you call a man who's always in high spirits?

An alcoholic.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.