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What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's a drug addict's favorite music genre?

Crack rock

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Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

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What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood