What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the body-builder say after his house got robbed?

No whey...

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

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How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic?

You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha

What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

Removed

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.