What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

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What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

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How do introverts feel within society?

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.