What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.