What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do introverts feel within society?

Removed

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Hand Grenade Jokes More Hand Grenade Jokes

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.