What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."