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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.

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Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!