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What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!