What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

Previous Random Joke Next

House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

Roof Jokes More Roof Jokes

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

Who's there! Athena! Athena who?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof!