Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat