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Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!