Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!