Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.