Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.