Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer