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Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins