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Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Where's my cell?

Right there." That's not my phone. "Yes it is. I cleaned it!" My cell's white

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!