Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Who's there! Buster! Buster who?

Buster tire can I use your phone!

How does a lobster answer the phone?

Shello

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What is a Mormon's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings

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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

What do 8 hobbits make?

A hobbyte.