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Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire