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Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down!

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

Hobbit Jokes More Hobbit Jokes

What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity