Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

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What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.