Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

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What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

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What do you call a hobbit that looks good in pictures?

Frodo-genic

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.