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Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

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What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

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What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.