Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

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What disease does a mad scientist have?

Boffin spongiform encephalopathy

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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What do hobbits secretly call Gandalf when he drinks too much?

The White Wizzer

What did The Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!