How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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How many Shia Labeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

How many stream cleaners does it take to change a lightbulb?

Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.