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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What does a scientist who has an epiphany while peeing say?

Urea!