How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

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How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

How many philosophers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well it depends on what you mean by change.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.