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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What is a stalkers favorite part of a hospital?

The I see you.

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

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How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.