What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should bill Gates.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food describes most men?

Jerky.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich