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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.