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What take out food should you avoid at all costs in Hospital?

Donor Kebab

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

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