Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

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What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun apparel?

The Bad Habit.

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What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.