Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.