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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

Because polly wanted a cracker

Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

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What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.