Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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How is cat food sold?

Usually purr can!

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

Artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red Selling her soul for intelligence

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What is the similarity in between a dark joke and food?

Not everyone gets it

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders