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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do you call sandpaper on fire?

Bernie Sanders