How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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What do you call a horse that's been all around the world?

A globe-trotter!

What race of horses is the most popular on Pandora?

Neightiri.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.