How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

How do you best serve burned food?

Coal'd.