How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.