What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray.

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)