What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer