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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What is like tomato but better?

DD-WRT

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.