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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*