What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!