What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

Who's there! Bacon! Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for your birthday!