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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

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Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable?

Just cos.

Tomato Jokes More Tomato Jokes

What did one tomato say to the other?

Catch up.

What does a tomato and a potato have in common?

Both are red,except from the potato.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.