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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between Windows and the US Goverment?

There is none. All of us hope that the next version will be more stable.

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

Clau Jokes More Clau Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Mrs. Claus Jokes More Mrs. Claus Jokes

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

Rein Jokes More Rein Jokes

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear