What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

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Subordinate clauses....

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

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You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.