What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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Because they hold the reins!