What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear