What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

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Why won't Microsoft hire any maids?

Because they don't do Windows

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What do you call Santa's wife?

Mrs Claus.

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!