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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

What would santa be if he was a farmer?

A jolly rancher.

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What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

How do Russians put windows in?

Putin Windows duh.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear