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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

Why does Santa have a garden?

So he can hoe-hoe-hoe!

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear