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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

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Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear