What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.