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How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

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How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What did they call the man who knew how to read maps?

A legend

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What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar

What do you call it when a gynecologist goes in the wrong hole?

A crap smear.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

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Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

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How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.