Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

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You have tumor months to live.

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Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head