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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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How can you tell if a carpenter is happy?

Check his spirit level.

What is UK's favorite song line?

And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again

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Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

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How much has this man had to drink?

Nurse: "I can't tell." Dr: "It's ok; you can tell me. I'm a doctor"

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Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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Why was the doctor in a hurry to move to the big city?

He was running out of patients.

What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

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What's up, Doc?

He's legitimately concerned.

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He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across.

Brain Tumor Jokes More Brain Tumor Jokes

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.