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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did one doctor say to the other doctor?

We're both doctors

What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Concern Jokes More Concern Jokes

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Brain Tumor Jokes More Brain Tumor Jokes

Why shouldn't you talk to someone with a brain tumor?

Because they've got a lot on their mind.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head