What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the friendliest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What does the calm zombie say to the agitated zombie?

Decompose yourself.

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.