What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

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Why didn't the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth?

Because it was accidental.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the friendliest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Why did the French geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.