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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why is Italy's birth rate decreasing?

Because they pull out at the last second.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it!

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

What is 0.1 as a fraction?

One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect