What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

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Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!