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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards!

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!