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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

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What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.