What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should bill Gates.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What do you call an Angry Bird who just got back from the spa?

A Bird.