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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What kind of bird opens doors?

A kiwi!

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.