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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What can I get you?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Zoo Keeper Jokes More Zoo Keeper Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"