What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

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What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

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What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"