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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

HaRAMbe

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Zoo Keeper Jokes More Zoo Keeper Jokes

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe