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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.

What did JFK Jr miss most about Martha's Vineyard?

The runway

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

Zoo Keeper Jokes More Zoo Keeper Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Why don't you put an advert in the paper?

Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly he can't read!"